Anybody out there as daft as I am.

Every little twinge and pain I get WOWEE it's another cancer.

Just this month I've had renal cancer, brain tumour, lung cancer and last throat cancer.

That translates to back-ache, headache chest pain and a sore throat

Mind you the chest thing persisted a bit so my GP sent me for an X-ray.

Next week - do I want to know? Of course I do either to prove how stupid I am or the other.

I really hope I'm not the only thickie !!!

Pike,you stupid boy!!!

Sorry, we're all as mad as you!

Every pain,ache & twinge might be another scare!

Constant headaches ( too much caffeine!!)

Mouth bleeding ( aggresive toothbrushing!)

Where alll the same don't worry!

As the saying goes "Madness is only visible from the outside!" Me, I'm perfectly normal!
"Time for my strait jacket & medication again? But I've only just come zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Love it Alan, love it.

Thank God I'm not the only barmy one
Keep 'em coming

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