We would like to send our xmas wishes to you all, some of us will find this xmas a struggle and some will have the best one ever , but at least we are all here together.Below is a little funny xmas greeting .

Best wishes to everyone ,
Love Paul and Bell .x

Scottish Christmas Fairy Greetings!!

CHRISTMAS FAIRY

I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me

A tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock

An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canna get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!

On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a' wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o' gin?

It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
An' lift their rotten teeth

But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum

When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
They're the wans that canna sit doon

The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers

So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' I'll see yous a' next year.

Unfortunately the photo of a Scotty Dog in fairy dress upon a xmas tree would not fit in this post.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Dr Vinod K Joshi,

Careful...someone may complain about homophobic stereotyping!

Oh Big Ray ..Humbug !!!lol this was meant as Simple little xmas funny ,no homophobic intentions of any kind are to be taken from this what so ever in this at all.So I just want clarify this .So aplogies now if anyone reading it takes it the wrong way .

It was just a silly little ditty about the hard job of being a fairy on a xmas tree .Dah .

Chill out a wee bitty .

Best wishes .

Bell and Paul .

Great poem, Bell, really tickled me!

Best wishes for Christmas to you and Paul.

Love

Gwyn

xxx

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Good peom, have a good xmas and new year. Hagg.

Hi Bell

That was great!

Hi Bell
A great little story which I want to send to my Scottish sister-in-law!
Take no notice of Ray ~ he's only stirring you (naughty bugga that he is!).
Lots of love to you and yours for a great, warm, happy and loving Christmas.
Deborah

Bell,

Love the poem! Now if someone could only translate it for me I might appreciate it even more!

Merry Christmas to all,

Mimi

At last Deborah, somebody understands me!

Hang on, Ray. I would NEVER go so far as to say I understand you ~ that's a very big ask. However, we also have VERY sick senses of humour in our house (we're weird, in fact)so what I do understand is being misunderstood!
Life's tough, eh?
Deborah

Huzzah, weirdo's of the world unite!!

Hi! All,
To ALL my friends may you have a Very Happy Xmas and on that special day all thoughts are for enjoyment and love and to hell with the "C".
So take care and I'll see you next year.
Love, Kisses & Huggs
TREV

Right back at you Trev
Mum
xxxx