You were right Maurice, I've succumbed to vanity.

You're also right about the rogues gallery thing.


Cheers

Hi pike man you look better than I do. Is this a before or after.
Maurice

Hi Maurice.

The photo's "after". But bear in mind I pnly had my tongue removed and a neck dissection.
No surgery to my jaw or cheek bones or anything like that.

That's not to knock the op I had. I'm only just beginning to appreciate (2 years plus down track) just how complicated the operation was, but at least I was spared the problems with with bone grafts etc. etc.

Anyway you don't look too bad.

Doesn't Alan look like Winston Churchill?

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[qb]Doesn't Alan look like Winston Churchill? [/qb]

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hi Pikeman, if I look as good as you after i will be happy. Yes Alan does look like Winston poor sod
Maurice

Evny everywhere Pikeman you look younger than me!

Paul

Don't understand you people. There I am grey haired, balding toothless and I'm getting COMPLIMENTS !!! Love it.

Hope some of the ladies will grace us with their pics. I think a bit of glamour would really brighten things.

I'm somewhat puzzled as to why Krishan substitutes a coffee mug instead of his face.

Is there some phantasmagoric reason for this?

Hi Pikeman maybe Krishan doen't want to put us all to shame. However, unless a picture appears we can all assume we are much better looking (HINT HINT).
Maurice

"The vain corner"

See my consultant surgeon works wonders, 18 months ago I was a devilishly handsome young man fighting the girls back with a cat o nine tails!!

Look what happened re-incarnation into possibly the greatest leader of modern times! Who said the NHS wasn't up to scratch?

Well now have Mo & Pike have finished chatting each other up?, it's like watching Graham Norton talk to Dale Winton!

Hey hang on Alan who's Dale Winton bet we can both still pull the birds. Where did they get all the bits to make your jowels/
Maurice

omg I thought Krishan was a girl :banghead:

Paul

Alan, good to hear your praise for the NHS.

Don't you think it a pity though that they had to go for a dead person?

Hi Mo, Pike & Krishin,

If they made me look like a living person we'd be in trouble!

As for the double chins, I've been circumsised, and they used the spare skin!!!!!

You don't know who Dale Winton is? ( Or sarcasm?)

I'll never download any photo of mine onto any public web-site! Not while I have air in my lungs!

Afternoon Alan.

Dangerous thing in this day and age admitting that you're circumcised.

Surprised at your final comment though.

Obviously you must have strong reasons why you won't download a photo if yourself to a "public site".

Do you have a passport, a new driving licence (you don't yet qualify for a bus pass)?

Do you walk down a main street, go into medium to large stores? All these, and more, are covered by CCTV.

How much more public can you get?

Your answer may well be that these all "secure" sites. But are they really? Is there such a thing as a 100% secure site? Personally I don't think so.

I really would like to know your reasons, but I have a feeling that you won't be prepared to divulge them.

And yes - I am a nosey git !

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Paul [/qb]

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:alert: i am a man :alert:

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