once again a laugh to those who have had a hard day and those who are yet to begin and those who are having their lunch. Hope you all enjoy it.

Lots and lots of love,
Ananth

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN CHILD
To get to the other side.

PLATO
For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES
The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

Mohd. AZURHIDDEN (Our ex cricket captain)
I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....

COMMENTS WILL BE WELCOME.
Ananth

Hi Ananth,

What about the answer from the modern teenagers of today.

"Because he can", I can hear many a teenager answering your joke with this.

What do you think???

Trace

Hi Tracey,
The teenagers of today have no sense of humor. If they do have any - its by hitting the google search button! I have my two here and they did not have a clue as to what I was blabbering about and the moment I had posted it I felt that this was what the response from the younger lot will be. The poor Chic(ken) - if you mentioned she was blonde and blue eyed and looked like Marylin - guess it would make them sit up but then as I said poor chic(ken).
Lots and lots of love,
Ananth

Kids of today wouldn't know who Marilyn was!!!
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