All my dear friends,
I have had this feeling that things are not upto the expected happiness level and I dont know why. However, to lighten the mood - here is some more stuff that should make you smile if not laugh.
Tons and tons of love,
Ananth

Actual lables:
*On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
*On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.
*On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
*On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
*On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
*On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
*On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
*On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
*On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
*On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
*On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
*On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
*On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
*On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
*On an American Airlines packet of nuts: -Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
*On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
*On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly