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First of all, Van is the South African version of Paddy Smiler



Van walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, Van started to leave.


"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what he had seen, "what was that all about?"


"Nothin'," answered Van, "the wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
Big Grin


"Live like there is no tomorrow, Dance like no one is watching, Love like u've never been hurt"
"U don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing"
 
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Permission to send this one around the world
 
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no problem!!! Big Grin


"Live like there is no tomorrow, Dance like no one is watching, Love like u've never been hurt"
"U don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing"
 
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