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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. However, this particular genie stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Immediately thereafter, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull of the lifeboat broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, Michael said, "Nice going, Patrick! Now we will have to pee in the boat! This message has been edited. Last edited by: Dr Vinod K Joshi, "Live like there is no tomorrow, Dance like no one is watching, Love like u've never been hurt" "U don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing" |
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Nice one Shelley, I didn't realise your heading was a joke until I looked at your posting!
Regards John We shd have more jokes on this site, we all need a laugh - especially us... |
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I agree with the joke forum, what say you Dr V????
 "Live like there is no tomorrow, Dance like no one is watching, Love like u've never been hurt" "U don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing" |
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Hi Shelley
Matters are in hand .... Best wishes Vinod  Disclaimer: Please see your own dentist/doctor for a proper diagnosis as my words should not, in any circumstances, be taken as dental/medical advice. "If you see what is small as it sees itself, and accept what is weak for what strength it has, and use what is dim for the light it gives, then all will go well. This is called Acting Naturally." Lao-Tsu, Tao Teh King |
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That's good to hear - thanks a lot
"Live like there is no tomorrow, Dance like no one is watching, Love like u've never been hurt" "U don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing" |
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You asked for it... so here it is: our 'Light Humour' forum for all your jokes to be posted!  Take care, Krishan
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