General Reinwald of the US marine corps was interviewed by a lady TV interviewer, live, about his plan to invite boy scouts to spend a week at the base.The interview went as follows:-
LADY well general what will you teach the boys?
GENERAL canoeing, survival skills,climbing and rifle shooting.
LADY.rifle shooting ?isn't that irresponsible?
GENERAL.no ma'am they will be taught firearms discipline before they get anywhere near a gun.
LADY. but you are equipping them to be violent killers.
GENERAL. ma'am you are equipped to be a prostitute but you arn't one are you ?
the interview came to an abrupt end.
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John

Hi there guys, Thought I had heard all the comments about my looks and speech

I went to my local gym to get membership for the year
The guy said what type of membership do you want
and before I could reply he said oh you want the OAPS card

I am 46yo wish they would give me a pension

Paul

Sorry Paul, but if it were me I'd be wondering whether to spend money on a year or six months!!!

he he Sue

unfortunatly they only do a year card

Anyway thats negative thinking something to keep going for knowing the Council might get half of your fee gratis

Paul