The father calls his son a couple of days before Christmas and says, "Niko, I hate to ruin your day, but I must tell you that your mother and I are divorcing - twenty-five years of misery is enough."

"Mba, what are you talking about?" Niko screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer son, We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister Toula and let her know."

Frantic, the son calls Toula, who explodes on the phone."No way are my loving parents getting divorced!" she shouts.

She calls Dad immediately and screams - - "Dad", you are not getting divorced! Don't do anything until we get there. I'm calling Niko back and we'll be there tomorrow. Do you hear me?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "sorted Love," they're coming home for Christmas and paying their own way."

Hi Rolf,
That was neat,
Ananth

Reminds me of the tale ( although I can't think why)about two chaps fishing from a rowing boat. After a couple of hours of silence one said to the other I'm thinking of getting a divorce, she hasn't spoken to me for three months now. Think about this carefully, said his mate, women like that are hard to find.
Keep Smiling
John

Woman shopping in Harvey Nichols Knightsbridge, her mobile rings, she can see it is her husbands number, Hi Darling , I am just trying on a suede coat, i'ts £1,800, shall I get it ? Yer Babe comes the answer, She then says, Hi Darling , you know the red sports car we saw at the weekend, I wanted to call and order it on the way home, what do you think, the answer, Yer Babe.

Then you see who is on the other end of the phone, it's a bloke holding it up in a Pub calling out, anyone know whose Mobile this is !