Did you hear about the 83-year-old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?

Makes perfectly good sense to me.....

Just remember: We'll be FRIENDS until we are old and senile. Then we'll be NEW FRIENDS.


This was sent to me by a neighbour of some thirty five years, let me see now what was her name?

Keep Smiling

John

Painfully close, John!
Cheers
Deborah

Here's one back at you ......
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The price on the cage said "$50".
'Why so cheap'? she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some pretty vulgar stuff'.
The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the beautiful bird anway.
She took it home and hund it up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her and said 'New house, new madam'.
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought 'that's really not so bad'.
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said 'New house, new madam, new girls!'
The girls and their mother were a bit offended but then saw the humour and began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman't husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said "Hi Keith"!
(Tee hee ~ tickled my fancy)

You know when you're getting old when you bend down to put your shoes on in the morning and look round to see if there is anthing else you can do whilst you're down there

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An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, -- and I'm scared to death to ask the old bitch what it is."

Keep Smiling

John

Ha ha ha. Very funny.