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He said, "What did you do with the grocery money I gave you ?
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror"
 
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Love it Garance!
 
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He said " shall we try changing positions to-night ?
She said " Fine, you stand at the ironing board,
while I lie on the sofa and fart!
 
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They just get better!
Think you should enter the Virgin Radio £25000 joke competition.I think it finishes this Friday, just log on to Virgin radio. I've sent a joke in but I won't win never win anything!
Sue x
 
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He said, Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and goodlooking?

She said, because they already have boyfriends !
 
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Garance, where do you get them all from?
Hope you can keep them coming Smiler
 
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PS the last one's true!!
 
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He said " Why are married women heavier than single women ?
She said," Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women,come home, see what in the bed, then go to the fridge !
 
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What's the saying? 'Never a truer word spoken in jest'?!
Something like that anyway.
 
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Good evening Sue,
Many a true word is spoken in jest
Keep Smiling Razzer
John
 
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Thanks John! Knew it was something like that Smiler
 
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