this chap had a bad habit of farting and the girl he was gonna marry didnt no about it.... they got married and on the wedding nite he was dying to fart so he said to her...look in the lounge and see if there are any messages on the ansafone........while she was gone he let rip....she came back and said no.......but i have a big surprise for you but im gonna have to blindfold u...thats ok he sed....so she put the blind fold on and guided him into the lounge......... oh god he thought ive got to fart again...so he sed . by the way i think i left the hall light on..........so she went to c.....while she was gone he farted like hell and flapped his coat about........ she came back and sed no its off. he was dying to fart again so he sed r u sure....... i'll go and check she sed........while she was gone he let rip....god he thought it stinks.....so he kept flapping his coat to get rid of the smell.....she came back and sed .... no its all ok....... he sed thanx....im ready for my birthday surprise..... she took the blindfold off and he looked round the room and all his friends and relations were sitting there holding their noses and began singing happy birthday to you........