This one really made me giggle:


A blonde calls her boyfriend and said….."Please come over and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started".

Her boyfriend said, "What is it supposed to be when its finished"

The blonde said " According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger"

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the jigsaw puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box and says " First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger"

He takes her hand and says "Secondly, I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea, and then…." He sighed



"Lets put all these Frosties back in the box"……………


Kezia
(who's blonde, so can get away with 'blonde' jokes)