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I've been wanting to join in and post a joke for ages, but it took a while for me to find a clean one, so here goes:
A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles. The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him." Things were going well; the producers were pleased. "Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?" "I'll be Bach." replied Arnold. |
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Kez, you are terminatored!
 Disclaimer: Please see your own dentist/doctor for a proper diagnosis as my words should not, in any circumstances, be taken as dental/medical advice. "If you see what is small as it sees itself, and accept what is weak for what strength it has, and use what is dim for the light it gives, then all will go well. This is called Acting Naturally." Lao-Tsu, Tao Teh King |
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