Last Friday Wilfred Hepplewhite died at his home in Greetland West Yorkshire after a short illness.Wilfred was 97 and will be best remembered as the man who created the hokey kokey.The funeral was due to take place at the local church yesterday but had to be postponed due to difficulties which were experienced when they tried to put Wilfred in the coffin, first they put his left leg in and that's when the trouble started.
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John

HI John
here one what do you get if you cross the world largest gorilla with a pair of sweaty socks


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have a nice day from eddie

Daddy balloon and Mummy balloon and little boy balloon were in bed. Boy balloon couldn't sleep so he thought he'd get in with mum amd dad. He tried to squeeze in but couldn't fit so he thought, "I'll let some air out of my mum" still couldn't fit in. "I'll let a bit of air out of my dad", Still couldn't fit in. He thought I darn't let any more air out of Mum and Dad so he let some air out of himself, he still couldn't squeeze in so he let a bit more air out of himself and he just squeezed in.
Next morning he woke up, went downstairs and his Dad said to him. " Sit down here son. About last night, not only did you let me down, you let your Mother down, and most of all you let yourself down.

Hah-hah. You get my vote for this joke.

hi every
one night aburglar is trying to break into a house. he;s sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice -jesus is watching you he jumps turns around but he doesnt see anything so he starts creeping across the lawn again. jesus is watching you. he hears it again so now the burglar is really looking around and he see a parrot in a cage he says to the parrot did you say that the parrot answers yes so the burglar ask what your name the parrot says clarence the burglar says what stupid idiot name his parrot clarence. the parrot laughs and says, the same stupid idiot that named his rottweiler jesus

Barbara you get 11 out of 10 for that one
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john

Thanks I needed that.

hi hope this one help you to smile
Mrs Jones was reading a letter at breakfast.
suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. henry she said Ive just received a letter from mother saying she isnt accepting our invitation to come and stay as we do not appear to want her.what does she mean by that .i told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience you did write didnt you. er yes i did said the husband but i couldn,t spell convenience so i made it risk