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What do you call a fish with no eyes------fsh
Keep Smiling Razzer
John
 
Posts: 541 | Location: Mirfield,West Yorks. | Registered: 13 October 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Nice one John, what do you call a deer with no eyes
no idea

also a deer with no eyes and no legs
still no idea
Maurice
 
Posts: 173 | Location: Burnley Lancashire UK  | Registered: 23 April 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Good Morning Maurice,
Your deer jokes beat my fsh.
Whilst we are in the idiot mode how about this one.
What can you say to an ape with a banana stuck in each ear. Say anything you like he can't hear you.
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John
 
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Hi John, must both be looney. Surly there must be others amonst us
by the way John how do we now add little icons don't seem to be able to find them anymore
 
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Good morning Maurice,
It's being looney that keeps me sane---work that one out if you can!
Re the small icons,in the message box opposite the word "message" is a yellow smiley click on this and you will open a whole box of icons, click on the one you want and it will be inserted at the point you have reached in the text.It Smilerreally Big Grinis Coolquite Bangheadeasy Madnow send a reply to prove you can do it
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John
 
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Smiler Frowner Yes Yikes Thinking
Hi John got it
 
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HI John and Maurice
why did the zombie sign up for dating agency
Thinking he wanted to find Ghoulfriend
eddie /barbara
 
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Hey Maurice,
we seem to have a new member of the looney club.Welcome to the club Barbara,you don't have to tell anyone which club it is everyone will know when your jokes make as much sense as a nuclear handgrenade
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John
 
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Which kind of cake is bad for you?
A stomache! Big Grin

Is he a member of the looney club too! Thinking


Disclaimer: Please see your own dentist/doctor for a proper diagnosis as my words should not, in any circumstances, be taken as dental/medical advice.

"If you see what is small as it sees itself, and accept what is weak for what strength it has, and use what is dim for the light it gives, then all will go well. This is called Acting Naturally."
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yes he is
did you hear aboat the magic tractor
that turned in to a field how that eddie told this one not me
Thinking
 
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It is good to see that "the Boss" has now joined the club,welcome aboard ,what better patronage could we have?
A well known brand of sleep aid contains the following message on the label:-
WARNING may cause drowsiness!
Really??
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John
 
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