a man went into a paint shop and asked the salesperson for a thimble full of paint...the salesperson thought 'ive got a right nutter here' what do you want it 4 he asked.... i want to paint my budgie blue he replied..... oh my god.the salesperson said.... you cant do that he'll die.... the customer went on and on and in the end the salesperson sold him the paint......a couple of weeks later the customer went back in the shop and of course the salesperson recognised him....here he said....aint you the bloke that had a thimbleful of paint to paint your budgie....yes he replied.......well how is he the salesperson asked.....i'm afraid he's dead said the customer....there you are said the salesperson i told you the paint would kill him..... oh no it wernt that said the customer....it was the blow torch getting the other coat off