I just could not resist sharing this with you all. Women - please forgive me!!


A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you.
If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for
sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night
and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If
you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a
beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug it for
half an hour after !
1 point for beer !



So the Score is ........... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !



If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ......... know
that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for
beer !
Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 !

Very good Ananth...
BUT...
What man would choose beer over a good woman anyway?
I think we win hands down hun!

Ananth, you are on dangerous ground here my man, I feel there are one or two of us who could gang up on you. It is fortunate you wont be visiting Hastings.

My dearests,
I knew at once I was treading on a deadly track when I posted the joke and thats why I apologised right at the start. I know a woman by your side is far better then a beer and a lot of men also feel so. I honestly think you all are really strong and capable of doing things which men just shy away from.
Love you both, Michelle and Angie.

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you all are really strong and capable of doing things which men just shy away from

EXACTLY... why do you think it's the women that have the babies?? If it was left to the men the human race would become extinct!