1. Save The Whales. Collect the Whole Set.

2. A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night.

3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers..

4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.

5. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

6. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.

7. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.

8. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

9. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.

10. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

11. OK,.... So What's The Speed Of Dark?

12. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

13. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.

14. Hard Work May Pay Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.

15. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.

16. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

17. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

18. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.

19. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

20. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?