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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I f eel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' Take the time to live!! Life is Short, Dance Naked and Eat Dessert FIRST!!! | ||
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Just seen this. Good one, Caliban! Best wishes for Christmas. Gwyn xx | ||||
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Couldn't beat the time my gp confirmed the biopsy results and gave me the news. I told him that I wanted a second opinion and he said "well, you're ugly and you dress terribly"! "Too stupid to understand, too stubborn to die" | ||||
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