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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I f eel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' Take the time to live!! Life is Short, Dance Naked and Eat Dessert FIRST!!! |
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Just seen this. Good one, Caliban!
Best wishes for Christmas. Gwyn xx |
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Couldn't beat the time my gp confirmed the biopsy results and gave me the news. I told him that I wanted a second opinion and he said "well, you're ugly and you dress terribly"!
"Too stupid to understand, too stubborn to die" |
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