their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
St.Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to
wonder:could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, " I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked." Let me go find out, " and he
leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed; the couple was
still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to
get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "

What if it doesn't work? " they wondered, " Are we stuck together
FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. " Yes, " he informs the couple, " you CAN get married in
Heaven. "

" Great! " said the couple, " But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven? "

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
" What's wrong? " asked the frightened couple.

" OH, COME ON! " St. Peter shouts, " It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it's going to take me to
find a LAWYER?