Hi all,
I really was not sure under what category to put this really funny one in to but decided to play it safe . So here goes:

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they
asked. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project" said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped
Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments. " answered
Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down
and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied
to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a
roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask
for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your
son!" The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her
three times.

Hope you all enjoyed a good laugh.
Love,
Ananth

good one ananath keep em coming,hope you are well. love shirl xxx