Sarah Silverman is an American comedienne, writer and actor; sometimes funny, sometimes not. Her boyfriend of five years, Jimmy Kimmel, is a latenight talk show host, game show host, etc. We all know who Matt Damon is.

Every night on Kimmel's show he apologizes for having to cut Damon off, that his other talent had precedence. The 'other talent' usually consists of B or C list celebrities.

Silverman and Damon made this video and played it as a surprise on Kimmel's show.

I'm F***in Matt Damon

Jimmy Kimmel than made his own video to get back at them. You'll recognize many of the people who participated.

Jimmy Kimmel's Revenge

Enjoy!

F***in brilliant LOL

Love Chloex

Here is one which made me laugh.....

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina'.
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'.
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning, they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question, 'Do you have vagina?'
'Yes' she says......
The man replies, 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'

and another for adults:


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A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so
he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation.
The salesman there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except the Voodoo Penis.'
The husband said, 'The what?!'
The man repeated, 'The Voodoo Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'
The salesman then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis.... door!'
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started
pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle.
Then the salesman said, 'Voodoo Penis.... return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home and gave it to his wife. And after
the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said, 'Voodoo Penis, my crotch.' The
penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind
shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough.
She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to
tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and
started for the hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink
officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it
won't stop screwing me....!'
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah
right ..... Voodoo Penis, my ass!'

The rest...... as they say, is history!!!

and one last one for the day:
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.


On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

And.... to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?!