A French lorry driver spots a hitch hiker on the side of the road, so he gives her a lift, then he decides to park up for the night, the girl is hot to trot, and takes out a small bottle of oil, and says, in my country Thailand we cover ourselves in oil before we make love, the lorry driver thinks for a moment, takes off his chain ID bracelet, wraps it around his willie, and says in my country, when the going gets slippy, we put on chains.