class 1 were taken on a school trip to cheltenham races so they could study the horses and see some races.the children wanted to go to the toilet.so 2 teachers took them and waited outside the ladies and gents,a boy came out and said to the teacher,miss the urinals are too high we can't reach them,so she lifted each boy and directed their willies into the urinal so they could have a pee,one little boy she noticed was very well endowed,trying not to stare she said oh you must be in year 4? no maam came back the reply,i am riding in the 2.15!

That water I'm continually sipping? I just snorted it out my nose on this one!

Thanks for the laugh!