A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at
the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He
immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so
he asked her, 'Do you know what I am doing?'

'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities.'

'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.

'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.

'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate
Breast cancer.'

'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and
started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, 'Do you know what
I am doing now?'

'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the
first place.'

.... that was a good punch line. it hit where it mattered!