A heads up for you and any of your friends who maybe regular custonmers at Tesco. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you! Heres how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 18 and 19 year girls come over to your car as you are loading stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and some windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T shirts. Its impossible not to look. When you offer them a tip they say No and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and performs oral sex on you while the other steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again thiss upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some wallets.

Pleas pass onn this message to all men so they may know about this scam.

Hey Nigel

You probably have the cleanest windscreen in Wales.

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You probably have the cleanest windscreen in Wales.

Just not on the inside!