CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'


Hung Chow calls into work and says,
'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow,
I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon........ You got nice house.'

Good grief, Trev!

I just sent this to Shirl who has a joke right after yours:

"That water I'm continually sipping? I just snorted it out my nose on this one!

Thanks for the laugh!"

Good on both of you.

Mimi