An Israeli doctor said "Medicine in my country is so far
advanced, that

we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and oy vey
we

have him looking for work in six weeks'.


A German doctor said, 'Zat is nussing! In Germany, ve can

take a lung out of vun person, unt put it in anuzzer, and have him

looking for vurk in four veeks'.


A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so

advanced comrades, zat ve can take half a heart from one person, put

it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'.


The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!, That is nothing.
We

can take two arseholes out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11
Downing

Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four

hours'