Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was
amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I
speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially
my mother and father.
4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the
wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so
well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

Ha ha ha!
I hope Trevor doesn't read these or next thing I know he'll be wanting to take up tennis!!!