An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

“How many children?” asks the council worker.
“10" replies the Essex girl.
“10?” says the council worker “What are their names?”
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne.”
“Doesn”t that get confusing?”
“Naah...” says the Essex girl “it”s great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY,
or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed
council worker.
“That's easy,” says the Essex girl...”I just use their surnames.”
Keep Smiling
John